Your name is TEETH. You live in ATLANTIC CANADA and spend most of your time ON THE INTERNET. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You are passionate about every aspect of the HUMANITIES, such as PSYCHOLOGY, SOCIOLOGY, ANTHROPOLOGY, POLITICS, AND LINGUISTICS. You love MUSIC and typically listen to genres exclusively enjoyed by DEPRESSED PEOPLE TWICE YOUR AGE; although, you are fond of any genre, and you mean ANY GENRE. You like to create ART, such as DRAWINGS, CROCHETED WEARABLES, AND FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS. Recently, you've gotten back into the habit of making FANDOM EDITS, and, if you have the motivation, writing FANFICTION and drawing LYRICSTUCKS. You enjoy FINE CINEMA, particularly of the HORROR, COMEDY, DRAMA, and/or MUSICAL variety. On occasion, you like to play VIDEO GAMES while listening to YOUTUBE DRAMA SLOP. Some may describe you as CHRONICALLY ONLINE, but you prefer the term WEB-SAVVY. When you're not gazing at the eye-searingly bright screen of your LAPTOP COMPUTER held together with DUCT TAPE AND WILLPOWER, you like to go for LONG WALKS, especially to the LIBRARY. Above all, however, is your passion for your many ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, often referred to as "OC"S. Your main story is one you and your boyfriend have been working on since middle school; it is entitled HAUNT ME, and is a potential future webseries about a GIRL, her FRIENDS, her FAMILY, and her PROBLEMATIC SPECIAL INTEREST.

What will you do?

An animated divider that looks like dripping blood.

my interests:

  • linguistics
  • media analysis
  • music
  • movies
  • history
  • politics
  • psychology
  • sociology
  • anthropology
  • subcultures
  • fashion

movies that i like:

  • 2001: a space odyssey (1968)
  • bill and ted's excellent adventure (1989)
  • carrie (1976)
  • dr strangelove, or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb (1964)
  • elvira: mistress of the dark (1988)
  • holes (2003)
  • i saw the tv glow (2024)
  • jojo rabbit (2019)
  • juno (2007)
  • legally blonde (2001)
  • lisa frankenstein (2024)
  • little shop of horrors (1986)
  • matilda (1996)
  • re-animator (1985) and bride of re-animator (1990)
  • scott pilgrim vs. the world (2010)
  • the fly (1986)
  • the rocky horror picture show (1975)

musicians and bands that i like:

  • abba
  • american football
  • april wine
  • barenaked ladies
  • billy cobb
  • blink-182
  • car seat headrest
  • choking victim
  • dashboard confessional
  • death cab for cutie
  • depeche mode
  • devo
  • elliott smith
  • evanescence
  • fall out boy
  • foo fighters
  • green day
  • hole
  • hozier
  • insane clown posse
  • jawbreaker
  • kanye west
  • kimya dawson
  • korn
  • lemon demon
  • marianas trench
  • meth wax
  • misfits
  • mitski
  • modern baseball
  • my chemical romance
  • neutral milk hotel
  • nine inch nails
  • nirvana
  • oingo boingo
  • panic! at the disco
  • phil ochs
  • pierce the veil
  • pixies
  • queen
  • radiohead
  • ramsay fiction
  • rites of spring
  • slipknot
  • slowdive
  • system of a down
  • tally hall
  • talking heads
  • the antlers
  • the cure
  • the gothic archies
  • the magnetic fields
  • the promise ring
  • the smashing pumpkins
  • the smiths
  • the tragically hip
  • the weakerthans
  • they might be giants
  • tom lehrer
  • weezer
  • “weird al” yankovic
  • will wood
  • wintersleep
  • wolf parade
  • wu-tang clan

favs are in bold!

note: liking a controversial band or musician's work does not mean i support their actions!

my fav music genres:

  • emo
  • rock
  • pop-punk
  • nu metal
  • new wave
  • folk
  • indie

my fav tv shows:

  • a series of unfortunate events
  • bojack horseman
  • community
  • gravity falls
  • i am not okay with this
  • neon genesis evangelion
  • star trek: the original series
  • twin peaks
  • what we do in the shadows

video games i like:

  • deltarune
  • disco elysium
  • doki doki literature club
  • hitman (franchise)
  • grand theft auto 5
  • minecraft
  • papers, please
  • pokemon (franchise)
  • portal 1 and 2
  • smile for me
  • stardew valley
  • terraria
  • the last of us
  • the legend of zelda (franchise)
  • the sims (franchise)
  • undertale
  • west of loathing
  • yume nikki

other media i like:

  • camp here & there
  • ever after high
  • falsettos
  • homestuck
  • monster high
  • the magnus archives
  • the magnus protocol

my hobbies:

  • creating OCs
  • drawing
  • engaging with and analyzing media
  • researching
  • writing
  • making bracelets
  • coding
  • video gaming